Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Monday, August 13, 2012

LIVING COLOUR - Jim Carey-Karate Instructor




What makes this even funnier is that I have been told that I attacked wrongly by one of my former instructors, it was the same attack as I used to do for 4 years, but they changed the parries so it would either collapse due to a bad posture and left a huge gap where the attack could go right trough.

This a tragicomically experience, I quit training mainly due to a contract obligation to not teach the same weapons in 2 independent systems, sadly I did not inform my old teacher about this, but I knew I would be on the public enemy black list by choosing to teach the style I loved most, and I didn’t care if I was in bad standing with my old club. I have no problem doing what I love to do, and not wasting time on a stupid grudge about absolute control about what I do.

They used to intimidate people who changed styles with violence, by storming the dojo and provoking a fight, my guess is the only reason it did not happen to me was the fact they knew how good I could fight with any kind of bladed weapon, I used to win 50% of the times sparring against my former master. Everyone in the club knew I could fatally stab 14 unarmed martial artists in 12.4 seconds, some of them had a lot of experienced from working as a bouncer, their assignment was to try and stop me. We replicated this again later and the result was that in 1 second I could stab 2 people fatally with multiple hits, no one could stop me empty handed.

Such experience proves 2 things:

1 empty hand skills is not enough to be able to defend against a knife attack, training with the weapons you most likely will be attacked with, requires training how to use them to discover the advantage and disadvantage.

2 fighting an opponent with the necessary skillset to how to use a blade against multiple attackers is the worst kind of nightmare to stop.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Copenhagen Combatives contest


I will start a contest for the best new word for fantasy based self defence, the winner wins a survival tool, winner will be chosen 1st of October and if more than one is the best and they are equally good 2 winners will win the price.


Saturday, August 11, 2012

Katana Fail




Oldie but goodie, I have watched this so many times and it’s still funny.


Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Weak Men Pay This Boxing Coach Eric Kelly To Tell Them They Are Terrible...




LOL funny video but I have to disagree, I believe that I can teach anyone how to fight, some learn faster or slower than others. It’s not always only the student’s fault that he sucks, but also the coach’s attitude towards his students, his ability to teach and pass on his knowledge. I have proved this a few times during the years I have been teaching various styles of martial arts. 

Thursday, May 17, 2012

LEGO Heavy Weapons




Wow that is creative and Lego has always been the perfect toy to create new things, but would never have seen this coming.